The most average story ever told
Ever get a Dear John letter via text msg? I have, and it sucks. It’s kind of like getting kicked in the balls via Western Union.
Dingdong Telegram Thump!
Too impersonal to be that painful, and too painful to be believed it was sent in such an impersonal way.
Soda contests I like;
You twist the cap, and you win another drink or whatever
Soda contests I don’t like;
You twist the cap, and you get a code you have to plug into some website. I will NEVER do this, not once…yeah I know I’m not the target demo anymore just sayin’
You know how when you’re a kid you see that a bottle has a return value of .05 in VT,CT & DE, then you start to devise a plan to make your millions on the export of empties, only to be overcome by logistical limitations, and cruel reality. Yeah..well I still do that.
Vermonty Python contains: Coffee Liquor flavored ice cream, chocolate cows, and methamphetamine
Dingdong Telegram Thump!
Too impersonal to be that painful, and too painful to be believed it was sent in such an impersonal way.
Soda contests I like;
You twist the cap, and you win another drink or whatever
Soda contests I don’t like;
You twist the cap, and you get a code you have to plug into some website. I will NEVER do this, not once…yeah I know I’m not the target demo anymore just sayin’
You know how when you’re a kid you see that a bottle has a return value of .05 in VT,CT & DE, then you start to devise a plan to make your millions on the export of empties, only to be overcome by logistical limitations, and cruel reality. Yeah..well I still do that.
Vermonty Python contains: Coffee Liquor flavored ice cream, chocolate cows, and methamphetamine
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